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Today, I was at my boyfriends house and we were having sex. He has a game on in the background and one of his friends started talking to him. He immediately threw me off and said "I have to answer this." He went over to his computer and started talking to them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66221) - you deserved it (6228)

On 03/30/2009 at 5:06am - intimacy - by budussy (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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And yet you sleep with this bozo? WTF.

Tell him he'd better find someplace else to stick his joystick.

#5 - On 03/30/2009 at 2:54pm by Tucatz

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Dump his sorry a** and find someone who likes you more than a game

#2 That sucks. I am convinced WOW is one of the worst games invented. It turns people into zombies.

#9 - On 03/30/2009 at 2:57pm by Twin1

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