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Today, I was at my boyfriends house and we were having sex. He has a game on in the background and one of his friends started talking to him. He immediately threw me off and said "I have to answer this." He went over to his computer and started talking to them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64596) - you deserved it (5995)

On 03/30/2009 at 5:06am - intimacy - by budussy (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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