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Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML


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On 12/26/2009 at 2:22am - intimacy - by boyfriendisatoss (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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You're the idiot -- most men don't like wearing sexy lingerie.

#9 - On 12/26/2009 at 1:08pm by perdix

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I think he's the idiot >.>

#2 - On 12/26/2009 at 10:10am by xxkaylaa

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