Intimacy: Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work....

By boyfriendisatoss - 26/12/2009 07:22 - Australia

Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML

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By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

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By juliette - 08/10/2012 05:39 - United States - Tucson

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML

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By Nosexytime - 14/01/2010 15:56 - United States

Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML

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By stillhungry - 27/06/2015 18:37 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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Surprise indeed

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 14:24 - Netherlands

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML

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By notsohot - 25/08/2019 00:01

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML

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The apple of my eye

By anonymous - 17/07/2020 08:00

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by bringing him some dinner. He made the same noise unwrapping the burger that he does when he sees me naked. I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. FML

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I'm surprised

By Anonymous - 29/02/2024 14:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 26 December 2009 19:08

You're the idiot -- most men don't like wearing sexy lingerie.

xxkaylaa 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 16:10

I think he's the idiot >.>

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Laxloverr24 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 16:05

why were you an idiot?

DarkPrince_fml 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 21:02

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

xxkaylaa 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 16:10

I think he's the idiot >.>

snafu57 1

Saturday 26 December 2009 17:11

tell him the outfit is for a friend at work, then ask if he thinks the coworker will like it on her

lem0n_fml 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 17:44

I don't get it.

Krispies_fml 17

Sunday 6 October 2013 5:11

Me neither....

Rizzen 27

Wednesday 27 November 2013 15:33

your lack of understanding is disturbing...

UserOfTheMind 24

Sunday 24 May 2015 4:30

She gave him a choice of either dessert, or her in lingerie. He chose the dessert and called her an idiot because she assumed he'd take her.

simawesome_FYL 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 18:57

keep your environment clean, dump him ...

fmlstalker 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 19:03

why would he say that?

perdix 29

Saturday 26 December 2009 19:08

You're the idiot -- most men don't like wearing sexy lingerie.

Halti 4

Saturday 7 April 2012 17:48

legend

itouchguy360 3

Saturday 26 December 2009 20:25

that is mean

dman4412 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 20:53

how did this make it? this is a poorly written out, crappy fml. if you bought the lingere for him I'd call you an idiot too

sh220 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 22:51

you commenters are the idiots. she wanted the lingerie to be for her to wear for him. but he thought she bought it for him, so the irony here is that he called her an idiot when he is the actual idiot.