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Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (107269) - you deserved it (9823)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by notsohappy (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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you should have let him take his pants off and then looked at his dick, cracked up, and left.

#11 - On 02/18/2009 at 5:26pm by greenfairy

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what a damn stupid idiot. next time (which hopefully won't happen) wait for him to take his pants off, then scream like hell and run away, that'll teach him. arghh

#9 - On 02/18/2009 at 5:22pm by Justine

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