Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
by notsohappy / 02/18/2009 at 4:14pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
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you should have let him take his pants off and then looked at his dick, cracked up, and left.
#11 - On 02/18/2009 at 5:26pm by greenfairy
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what a damn stupid idiot. next time (which hopefully won't happen) wait for him to take his pants off, then scream like hell and run away, that'll teach him. arghh
#9 - On 02/18/2009 at 5:22pm by Justine
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