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Today, in the middle of having sex, my boyfriend of two years got a call. After taking the call, he said, "It's an emergency," and that he has to go. I asked him what was wrong, and he told me is wife is going into labour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26856) - you deserved it (5229)

On 12/20/2009 at 2:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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You should have made him finish you off before he left. Tell him you'll make him a sammich to go.

You should dump that bastard for cheating on you with his wife! The nerve!

#10 - On 12/20/2009 at 8:05pm by perdix

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Oh Tiger.

#4 - On 12/20/2009 at 6:00pm by wingedtoad

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