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Today, in the middle of having sex, my boyfriend of two years got a call. After taking the call, he said, "It's an emergency," and that he has to go. I asked him what was wrong, and he told me is wife is going into labour. FML
You should have made him finish you off before he left. Tell him you'll make him a sammich to go.
You should dump that bastard for cheating on you with his wife! The nerve!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016