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Today, I finally convinced a girl that I liked to have sex. I decided to swoop her off the feet like the movies and carry her to my bed. I ended up hitting her head on the door frame, knocking her out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22005) - you deserved it (64128)

On 03/29/2009 at 3:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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