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Today, I finally convinced a girl that I liked to have sex. I decided to swoop her off the feet like the movies and carry her to my bed. I ended up hitting her head on the door frame, knocking her out. FML
Note to self, "we're not in movies"
You fail to mention whether you proceeded or not.
Oh, and good job, sparky.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 22 July 2014