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Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML


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On 12/14/2009 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Gassy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Quief or fart??

#6 - On 12/14/2009 at 10:03pm by Bran_Dizzle_

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HAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO!!! that is such a kinky story

#4 - On 12/14/2009 at 9:56pm by lukascepanovic

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