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Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked "why does it smell so bad?" I replied "sweat". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9608) - you deserved it (9648)

On 01/01/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

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Isn't this more of an "f HER life" situation?

#7 - On 03/17/2009 at 7:00pm by ashling

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lmao why did your mom smell it?

#15 - On 05/21/2009 at 5:56pm by FBIWarning

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