Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML

by Laura_2118 / 12/12/2009 at 2:28am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy

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  • Oh, honey, that guy is terrible.

    #4 - On 12/12/2009 at 10:36am by KamilleBlack

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  • dump him! A man who says shit like that is probably a lousy lay and clueless how to please a woman sexually.

    #8 - On 12/12/2009 at 10:57am by skyeyez9

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