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Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20060) - you deserved it (3628)

On 12/11/2009 at 11:44am - intimacy - by ps3isbetterthanme (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

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it's a fucking ps3, what did you expect? maybe if it was a wii this would be an fml

#3 - On 12/11/2009 at 2:10pm by Thhe

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clearly he was up for a game... it just was a different one than the one you had in mind

#5 - On 12/11/2009 at 2:24pm by rlet

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