Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
by lastalittlelonger / 12/05/2009 at 4:07am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
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he's like tea, hot n steamy done in two minutes
#17 - On 12/05/2009 at 6:05pm by cristiannnnnnnnn
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He must of been doing the Swedish helicopter for those 2 minutes.
#6 - On 12/05/2009 at 11:32am by LemonStarship
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