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Today, my dad offered to take me and my sister to school because we just moved houses. On the way, he asked us why we looked so tired. We just said we were tired from moving house. Truth is, our room is right next to theirs. We heard everything. Loud and clear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19552) - you deserved it (1864)

On 12/04/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Well that's always awkward...

#2 - On 12/05/2009 at 3:39am by fits138

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Haha oh goodness....are you referring to what i think you are referring?

#5 - On 12/05/2009 at 3:48am by jd_superjive

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