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Today, I went to the bathroom and used the urinal. When I was done, I closed my zipper on my foreskin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26398) - you deserved it (8090)

On 12/02/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by randm1 (man) - United States (Utah)

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Self-circumcision is never the way to go.

Sorry your parents didn't fix that when you were a baby.

#7 - On 12/02/2009 at 6:01pm by perdix

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lucky. imagine doing that without foreskin...

#5 - On 12/02/2009 at 5:45pm by blland

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