Today, I went to the bathroom and used the urinal. When I was done, I closed my zipper on my foreskin. FML
by randm1 / 12/02/2009 at 2:09pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
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Self-circumcision is never the way to go.
Sorry your parents didn't fix that when you were a baby.
#7 - On 12/02/2009 at 6:01pm by perdix
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lucky. imagine doing that without foreskin...
#5 - On 12/02/2009 at 5:45pm by blland
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