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Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21283) - you deserved it (3152)

On 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by chacha - United States

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