Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12601) - you totally deserved it (2178)
On 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by chacha - United States
LOL
Nice, nice, very nice.
[edit] Ah, the comment I replied to said "Dreams do cum true." Damn you, Faulty Comment System!
I wonder if he pretended it never happened because he didn't want you finding out or because he found himself oddly disturbed by how much he enjoyed it.
(And I mean the latter regardless of gender; think about if your friend (I would assume you'd be friends if you were room mates) just randomly came in, half asleep, and started giving you oral? Confusingly good)
#9 - On 11/28/2009 at 5:13pm by DameGreyWulf
ooh i was first and i didn't even notice :) at least this is one less FML that doesn't have FIIIIIIRST!!! as a comment -.- :L
#67 - On 12/22/2009 at 6:11am by giiiiinge
If you're a girl, he's cool. If you're a guy, time to switch rooms?
#3 - On 11/28/2009 at 5:04pm by Clitastrophe
If you're a girl, he's cool. If you're a guy, time to switch rooms?
#4 - On 11/28/2009 at 5:05pm by Clitastrophe
I have no clue what the fuck is wrong with FML today. I just don't.
#8 - On 11/28/2009 at 5:09pm by Clitastrophe
wow that would be amazing. lol free blow jobs everynight and no worries
#11 - On 11/28/2009 at 5:25pm by a192837465
Damn.... Is he attractive? mmmmmm sleep sex...... Oral sex. Whatever.
#12 - On 11/28/2009 at 5:26pm by MorlekEngel
Guess it depends whether the sleepwalker is a guy or a girl... roommate... propably also a guy do FML for both of you!
#14 - On 11/28/2009 at 5:37pm by Mismatchedmind
If it's a guy or a girl he thought more of as a sister, it can still be an FML because he probably feels
(guy) like he's not as straight as he thought
(girl) like a dirty birdy
Unless the room mate is gay, then if it's a guy he thought of as a brother...
#16 - On 11/28/2009 at 6:04pm by DameGreyWulf
I'm curious as to how you found out.
Also, if you're a girl (i'm on my iPhone) will you be my roommate? lol
#19 - On 11/28/2009 at 6:26pm by DynamicDave
Let's hope you're a woman or you're both openly homosexual. Otherwise… it must be extremely awkward to look him in the face.
#23 - On 11/28/2009 at 7:46pm by michaelcarell
@ 29
OP probably woke up with a spunky taste in his/her mouth.
#35 - On 11/29/2009 at 1:45am by Brandosyn
Are you male or female?
... I just wanted to be included :c
#33 - On 11/29/2009 at 12:23am by DameGreyWulf
Wow, I bet that dream where your professor duct taped you to the bed and started ramming you is even more awkward in retrospect!
OP has to be a guy. There's no real FML otherwise. (Of course, there's no real FML to the vast majority of postings to FML, so who knows?)
Hope the fact that he likes to suck dick didn't cum as a cumplete slurprise to him....
wait. so your a man doing a blowjob to your roomie who's also a he, ryt? is he gay or just simply allowing it coz he can't find a girl.
#40 - On 11/29/2009 at 10:03am by xoxcinderellaxox
there's totally an fml if it's a girl... unless every girl likes sucking dick in their sleep...
#41 - On 11/29/2009 at 12:02pm by larcenousturco
I would beat the living holy fuck outta my room mate if he didn't tell me, then I would clean my hands, mouth, ass for 2 weeks strait(unless the OP was a girl bur then it would just depend if the guys hot or not)
If he was pretending it never happened, how is this a FML? Have you been WANTING to give him a blowjob?
and that had to be a girl OP. No straight or gay guy would have pretended nothing happened if his male roommate was blowing him at night. he would have beat the shit out of him if he was straight or cum on to him later if he was gay (see what I did there?)
your right that is an FML its bad enough if your a girl but if u were a guy the next long hard thing my mouth would touch would be a loaded rifle barell
#47 - On 11/30/2009 at 1:00am by cowgirlabm
if you're uncontious, asleep, your friend had sex with you and couldn't I either say yes or no cuz I never gave an answer. wouldnt this be rape?
#48 - On 11/30/2009 at 2:10am by blackberry1993
start cuffing yourself in bed so you can't sleep walk
maybe he'll cum to you though
#49 - On 11/30/2009 at 2:43am by zombienightmare
What is it with all you arseholes saying it's not an FML if its a girl? People do all sorts of shit in their sleep that they wouldn't do when awake.
lmfao
damn that sucks. don't sweat it though. not like you went all "on like donkey" on his poinker.
#53 - On 11/30/2009 at 12:01pm by Senken_
The fact that the OP's gender isn't classified practically says he's a dude. YDI for having homo fantasies.
#57 - On 11/30/2009 at 5:14pm by NrthrnLghts
I don't know how the hell you can walk around in the dark, find your partner's dick, and tear it up like mad. You are a very strange person. Though I must say that guy must be lucky if your a girl anyway. If you are a dude then that is just PLAIN WRONG!!!
#61 - On 12/02/2009 at 11:05pm by SecretAznMan364
Well, obveously if you were dreaming about it you wanted it to happen.
#65 - On 12/06/2009 at 2:52pm by psychoxxxinvader
I feel bad for u but bahahahahaha. it's ur roomate cute at least? ;)
#73 - On 01/30/2010 at 5:34pm by BosatKhanjar101
