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Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48673) - you deserved it (3714)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by BRELLA (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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But did you finish? Giggity giggity goo.

#6 - On 02/04/2009 at 1:50am by arms akimbo

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almost hapened to got do give her sugar...
is fun to F*** in a car while eating chocolats :D

#13 - On 02/07/2009 at 4:17pm by 8rk

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