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Today, I was opening up to my close friend about my low self esteem. To make me feel better, he told me that he gets a boner whenever he walks behind me. FML


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On 11/27/2009 at 4:20am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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he's trying to raise your self esteem by letting you know you raise his self esteem :).

#9 - On 11/27/2009 at 10:36am by jw90

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i think i get this..
at first i was like "thats a good thing..?" but then the friend said whenever he walks BEHIND herr.. possibly meaning he doesn't like her face? idk.

#8 - On 11/27/2009 at 10:36am by smartieee

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