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Today, I was opening up to my close friend about my low self esteem. To make me feel better, he told me that he gets a boner whenever he walks behind me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13582) - you deserved it (5147)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:20am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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well that's not a fml in my eye

#3 - On 11/27/2009 at 10:17am by qwerty581

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My guy friend finds me irresistibly sexy. FML.

Seriously. If he is your friend, and anywhere near decent-looking, bang him.

#7 - On 11/27/2009 at 10:34am by KingHumanity

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