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Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML

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On 02/17/2009 at 10:22pm - intimacy - by skeletor (man) - United States (New York)

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Don't take it too badly man. My current girlfriend admitted to me that she had never had an orgasm before being with me (despite previous attempts by 3 different boyfriends and herself). It varies from girl-to-girl, and some of them just have a really hard time getting there. I recommend trying more foreplay and practice by concentrating on what makes HER feel good.

#5 - On 02/18/2009 at 6:06am by Peter_Griffin_MD

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a) The majority of women never achieve orgasm from straight intercourse.

b) Most women don't fully develop an ability to orgasm from oral sex or intercourse until their mid-20's.

Don't think of this as an FML, but as a golden opportunity! Just be patient and attentive and you'll have a much better chance at giving her her first orgasm! (Just imagine how grateful she'd be!)

#18 - On 02/18/2009 at 1:37pm by FrostyNorth

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