Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML
by NotsexyEnough / 11/22/2009 at 10:06pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
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FYL because your boyfriend accidentally bit your leg? I wouldn't want to be around when some terrible/FML worthy actually happens to you.
#4 - On 11/23/2009 at 3:13am by U_idiot
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Ah well? A little nibble doesn't hurt so bad. At least he tried.
#1 - On 11/23/2009 at 2:54am by DameGreyWulf
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