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Today, I found out that my mom had read my diary because she was worried. She now knows details about my depression, details about my sex life, such as how I lost my virginity, to whom (I don't have a boyfriend), and what condition I was in at the time (drunk as a duck). She also showed my dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37855) - you deserved it (21070)

On 11/21/2009 at 7:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

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YDI for writing shit like that down anywhere that your parents could possibly find it. Or any other person for that matter. Everyone knows that their parents spy on them and then claim they were just "worried" when they find something they want to yell at you for.

#2 - On 11/21/2009 at 2:38pm by WTFsGoingOn

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Dont understand why ppl feel the need to keep a diary. It can only be used against you!

#5 - On 11/21/2009 at 3:24pm by chakrabs

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