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Today, my boyfriend told me that every time he has sex with me he thinks about some mutant bunny chick from "Final Fantasy." FML

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On 11/12/2009 at 2:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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I'm assuming Fran from FFXII. She's not a mutant though - at least not in the FF world. Maybe try wearing bunny ears when you have sex. lol

#2 - On 11/12/2009 at 9:59am by sarahbau

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Yeah, those Japanese are some tricky fuckers.
Bunny=innocent
Girl having sex with you=vulnerable

Two of the things that make men harder than cement.

Get over it, though. You should know by now if he's a gamer or not. That kinda stuff happens a lot.

#5 - On 11/12/2009 at 10:17am by XaosZaleski

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