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Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18193) - you deserved it (1969)

On 11/07/2009 at 11:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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A good three-way would have helped to smoothen out that week.

#5 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:16pm by perdix

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hah I'm sorry for you. that wasn't your fault, and I can relate to you cause i also had a rough week

#2 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:15pm by hXcsoccerplaya

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