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Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4925) - you totally deserved it (352)

On 11/05/2009 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Meggie - Canada (Alberta)

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your dad? jk. but FYL, srsly. :[

#1 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:22am by mipieislove

next time you see the chick ask her if you could use her clothes

#2 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:28am by herbertx

oh shi-

#3 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:31am by lenasaur

Am I the only one thinking the "girlfriend" is a guy?

#4 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:32am by ShinkuBara

No. The quotes around "girlfriend" raised my eyebrow, too.

My first thought was that the "girlfriend" was actually the OP's boyfriend. Then I went with blow-up doll or sheep.

Must. . .

Go. . .

Vomit.

#5 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:58am by perdix

I would kick the shit out of her then and there never mind what you saw them doing she's soiling your clothes

#6 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:08am by kile88

I was thinking "girlfriend" equaled mistress.

Did they look better on "her"?

#7 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:48am by SenGaeriel

I was wearing it. fml's are dumb.

#8 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:31am by weedking

The way it's worded makes me think the girlfriend is a blow up doll. Which is hilarious.

#9 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:49am by kernelkat

My vote is on Dad. Ask him to replace your sex clothes, please. No sharing. *grimace*

#10 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:58am by mercyFML

maybe the idea behind the "girlfriend" quotations is 'Girlfriend' translates into 'F**k buddy'

#11 - On 11/05/2009 at 10:34am by Rindalia

That's what I figured. I guessed her dad goes through a lot of partners that are barely worthy of being called "girlfriends". Then these dirty minded FML-ers went and made it sound so much worse... lmao

#20 - On 11/06/2009 at 7:42am by jchansfan

Dat bitch! Make your dad buy you new ones.

#12 - On 11/05/2009 at 12:44pm by cabbagez

Thats just plain disturbing.

#13 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:12pm by Erindub

Your dad!

#14 - On 11/05/2009 at 3:52pm by Avenging_Angel

AHAHAHAHA!!!

#15 - On 11/05/2009 at 10:18pm by BunnyDrastic

ew how could your dad let her wear your clothes
that is discusting.
id make them both feel like shit guilty
bitch her out and make them both feel bad!
make your dad buy you new shit that is super expensive
or just steal her clothes.. if there no good just cut holes in them
fuck id be soooo pissed!