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Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15074) - you deserved it (1340)

On 11/05/2009 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Meggie - Canada (Alberta)

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your dad? jk. but FYL, srsly. :[

#1 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:22am by mipieislove

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ew how could your dad let her wear your clothes
that is discusting.
id make them both feel like shit guilty
bitch her out and make them both feel bad!
make your dad buy you new shit that is super expensive
or just steal her clothes.. if there no good just cut holes in them
fuck id be soooo pissed!

#16 - On 11/05/2009 at 10:43pm by Wh0ababyy

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