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Today, a woman evidently posted on a chat website asking for any young men to send pictures of their junk to her cell phone. Over 60 messages were sent, mostly by underage boys, most of them including the picture. Only problem. The number posted wasn't hers... It was mine. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks (6424) - you totally deserved it (548)

On 11/03/2009 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by buckid310 (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Who figured it out, you or your girlfriend while she was using your phone?

#1 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:32pm by WhyworldWhy

Ouch. Just plain ouch. You're gonna be in troubllllllle...
(heh, no. I'd hope you would at the very least delete them ASAP and also change your phone number)

#2 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:33pm by xxorganizedmess

(someone's at the door..) Run, Caleb!

#3 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:37pm by mercyFML

How exactly is your life fucked because of this? Just push delete all.

#4 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:41pm by chickyblue

Next on To Catch a Predator...

#5 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:45pm by VirtuallyUnbreak

did you like the pictures?

#6 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:58pm by JassyJas

This is the first good fml I've read in a long time

#7 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:04pm by schinthalapuri

that sucks bro.

#8 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:19pm by Dubstep

it's all fun and games untill you have to look at another dudes balls....omg that's so funny damn she's one smart ass bitch if ya ask me. WTF did ya do to piss her off?

#9 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:31pm by jw90

What's the number?

Good thing I found that iPhone app that gives your camera the ability to zoom.

I'm sure she'll want some old dude junk to balance out that underage stuff.

Please give that lady her phone back.

#10 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:47pm by perdix

You need to watch out. If one of those kids parents finds out, they're going to call the cops. Once they trace the # to you, you can be charged with felony possession of child pornography since the boys are minors. You would then have to register as a sex offender in your state. Change you # NOW!

#11 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:49pm by jonny2x4

pedo alert, did cha get woody

#12 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:55pm by getreadysetfml

really? delete them all, and he wouldnt be registered as a sex offender because he did not post his number, some woman did, they can trace her IP address and then she would be registered, there is no way the OP can be charge with felony possession of child pornography if he deleted them all.

#13 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:59pm by _theman_

Report it to the police.

#14 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:20pm by iFruit

jonny2x4, speaking from experience?

#15 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:47pm by Butcher_1419

What does age have to do with this

#16 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:29pm by bosshaug

pedifile...

you know you looked.

#17 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:00pm by NYUgirl

Hey, it beats online dating.

#18 - On 11/04/2009 at 12:14am by Ninjaface

That is one of the funniest things i have ever read!

#19 - On 11/04/2009 at 12:18am by michaelcarell

U really should change ur number

#21 - On 11/04/2009 at 12:50am by allysuechad

how do you know if it was a woman? it could have been a man.

#23 - On 11/04/2009 at 1:05am by somethingawesome

You know you liked it...

#24 - On 11/04/2009 at 1:39am by iluvpandas

LOL these comments are hilarious!

#25 - On 11/04/2009 at 2:24pm by afrbrunette

bosshaug= idot for not knowing what age has to do with it.

question: do any of you think that op should be proactive and take this to authorities? it's a pretty serious deal, isn't it? or am I just being over sensitive?

#26 - On 11/04/2009 at 5:20pm by mollie1

Doesn't that mean all those boys will be prosecuted for distributing child porn?

#27 - On 11/04/2009 at 10:09pm by mercyFML

I will use this on my enemies.

#28 - On 11/05/2009 at 1:00am by theoperry

Man, it took them a long time to re-assign Michael Jackson's mobile phone number!

#29 - On 11/05/2009 at 1:15am by _Centaur_

XD

#31 - On 11/05/2009 at 9:14pm by Witchcraft

Oh yeah, that was fuckin' hilarious..
Dumb fuck..

#32 - On 11/06/2009 at 8:40pm by MissKayla

Aww, someone's got a large stick wedged up her ass!

Get buttfucked, it'll loosen it up, bitch.

#33 - On 11/08/2009 at 6:50pm by Witchcraft

Yeah it was fucking hilarious. (Michael didn't do it, BTW. stfffffffffffu)

#34 - On 11/10/2009 at 8:26am by waterynuggets

Yeah, he didn't do it, even though there were numerous occasions of children sleeping with him in his bed...

But no, he just really loved children! Would you let him babysit your kids? GTFO

#36 - On 11/13/2009 at 9:58pm by Witchcraft

this is one of the best FMLs I've read

#30 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:01am by lowes2828

I doubt this woulda happened if it wasn't someone who had access to your number. Then again, someone has to have every number.

#35 - On 11/12/2009 at 12:17am by Hllblzr310

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