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Today, a woman evidently posted on a chat website asking for any young men to send pictures of their junk to her cell phone. Over 60 messages were sent, mostly by underage boys, most of them including the picture. Only problem. The number posted wasn't hers... It was mine. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks (16276) - you deserved it (1370)

On 11/03/2009 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by buckid310 (man) - United States (Ohio)

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