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Today, I went on a date with a man I met on Halloween. It appears that his mullet wasn't actually part of his costume. FML

I agree, your life sucks (4937) - you totally deserved it (2290)

On 11/03/2009 at 9:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

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Ouch... but if you like him, then you should respect him.. right?

#1 - On 11/03/2009 at 2:17pm by DovdGraaf

Why is this in the Intimacy (aka Sex) category? Was he sporting a pubic mullet?

I'm sure he was more depressed that those giant pillows you used to create that big, fat ass for your costume weren't removable.

#2 - On 11/03/2009 at 2:35pm by perdix

lol that's crazy

#3 - On 11/03/2009 at 2:37pm by TheBigDJ

was it joe dirt?

#4 - On 11/03/2009 at 2:54pm by stfuminjakid

No, it was Billy Ray Cyrus. Get it right!

#5 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:34pm by ScaryyMary

What's worse is she was dressed as Miley =o

#6 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:51pm by mercyFML

Heyy its a business at the front and a party at the back!
Whats not to love!
*Strokes Mullet*

#7 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:53pm by jadetothes

sooo what?! a guy has a mullet whoaaaaa fyl aye you idiot he might be a nice guy.

#8 - On 11/03/2009 at 4:19pm by kile88

Sounds like you got tricked and not treated....call me sometimes and I'll show you my mullet lol

#9 - On 11/03/2009 at 4:22pm by ClownSmilely

YDI for thinking PeopleOfWalmart.com was a dating site.

#10 - On 11/03/2009 at 4:39pm by perdix

lol billy Ray Cyrus doesn't have a mullet. use to have one. when he was younger

#11 - On 11/03/2009 at 4:44pm by blackberry1993

Now he has a hideous soul patch, and looks equally ridiculous.

#15 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:49pm by perdix

ydi.... you should be able to know synthetic from real hair. shave it off while he's asleep.

#12 - On 11/03/2009 at 4:53pm by xoxcinderellaxox

no it was Sean William Scott from old school, love that movie

#13 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:01pm by KiddNYC10

haha!

#14 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:28pm by flyboy57

Business in the front, a party in the back!

#16 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:00pm by iFruit

Well you can just stop dating him

#17 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:32pm by Erindub

baha I love people of wal-mart!

So yeah...I don't think that's totally that horrible! I mean, it'll grow out, it's just hair.

Now if he had like an icky mole or a million pimples, that's different.

but he doesn't

so move on and quit being so shallow

:)

#18 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:04pm by swimdiva

Maybe he cut it like that for Halloween. I've seen guys do pretty dumb things for shits and giggles.

#19 - On 11/04/2009 at 1:34pm by mastapeace16

ha ha!!! the horrifying Kentucky waterfall!!!

#20 - On 11/04/2009 at 5:29pm by dragonflygal

p.s. I think Perdix has a mullet.
yep yep

#21 - On 11/04/2009 at 6:13pm by swimdiva

Naw, you're thinking of Lil'Abner.

#22 - On 11/04/2009 at 10:11pm by mercyFML

Business in the front, party in the back. ;)

I know someone said it already but I can't resist.

#23 - On 11/13/2009 at 9:12pm by Munkee

I HATE MULLETS!!! they bug me so much!! ya your life doesn't suck!

#25 - On 11/19/2009 at 11:48pm by al8

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