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Today, I went on a date with a man I met on Halloween. It appears that his mullet wasn't actually part of his costume. FML


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On 11/03/2009 at 9:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

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Why is this in the Intimacy (aka Sex) category? Was he sporting a pubic mullet?

I'm sure he was more depressed that those giant pillows you used to create that big, fat ass for your costume weren't removable.

#2 - On 11/03/2009 at 2:35pm by perdix

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Heyy its a business at the front and a party at the back!
Whats not to love!
*Strokes Mullet*

#7 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:53pm by jadetothes

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