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Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find a very gorgeous girl in my bed. Her only words to me were "did anything happen?" When I replied yes she began to cry. Nice to know I was someone's rock bottom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14558) - you deserved it (3170)

On 11/02/2009 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by feelthelove - United States

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