Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find a very gorgeous girl in my bed. Her only words to me were "did anything happen?" When I replied yes she began to cry. Nice to know I was someone's rock bottom. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6901) - you totally deserved it (1655)
On 11/02/2009 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by feelthelove - United States
How? He woke up with a gorgeous girl next to him.
Not an fml unless he's a queer I suppose.
Fuck her life
FHL because the girl obviously regretted sleeping with him and flat out showed it by crying in front of him. If you can still take pride after witnessing all of that, then wow.
If she was so drunk that she could not remember what happened the next day, you're a rapist. FHL.
#4 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:12pm by Maturindil
He was able at least to answer in the affirmative. She had no idea.
#18 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:27pm by Maturindil
hahahhaha good one! :D
op: dont know if u realized how drunk she was and what she did to u before sex. u shouldve waited. BUT, the way u worded that 1st sentence, doesnt sound like u remember much too. r u sure anything happened??!
she probably has a boyfriend and is crying that she accidently cheated on him or maybe she's a virgin and she didnt want to lost her viginaty to a complete stranger of maybe she didnt want to have sex with a complete stranger it has nothing to do with you.
#7 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:16pm by polico_wolf
Yeah right, anytime they automatically say that they have never done it before, it means they are lying and most likely a slut.
#49 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:46am by donkey_hang_down
Dude, that's just the way most girls are. Guys think it's awesome to hook up with random hot girls. Girls...actually give a fuck about sleeping with random guys, well girls that aren't whores care anyway. She just fucked up, drank too much and had a random hook up. It has nothing to do with YOU, just herself. Get over yourself.
#8 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:17pm by LemonadePink
Agreed. I dont think her crying has anything to do with the OP but just how she feels about herself.
yeah. based on her crying, i'd say it is much more likely that she misses or still cares for someone else. i dont think she was reacting to you personally, just the idea that she slept with someone besides the person she is still attached to
#9 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:19pm by everydayguy
That doesn't mean you're her rock bottom...YDI for not having any tact though. It shoulda been pretty clear she was upset about it, you coulda tried to cheer her up, rather than feel sorry for yourself.
#11 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:21pm by TelleoStar
Your a typical whore. Get her tested. Get the fuck out the next time she bangs you, bitch.
#14 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:25pm by scateice
Alcohol works for ugly guys, too!
Even if you are not butt ugly, alcohol can help you score with women who are clearly out your league. Just get used to the downside of eventual sobriety.
You might be what this girl needs to head to AA.
Convince yourself that by taking advantage of her when she was shit-faced, you actually helped her turn around her life. Yeah, that's it!
You did her nonetheless
If you think this is FML then no high-five for you
#19 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:29pm by darkshadow
it doesnt mean your rock bottom
just that she regrets sleeping with some random guy after a night of drinking!
#22 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:35pm by Devikarawr
who cares... you had sex with a beautiful woman that you never have to talk to again... thats the opposite of an fml
#23 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:36pm by hate_my_life29
Hahaha... totally random, but this reminded me of some random poster I saw a while ago. It said something along the lines of;
"Beer! Helping ugly people get laid since 1960!"
It was in a semi-posh hotel too XD
#24 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:36pm by _DeadPixels_
Haha #7 Best joke ever!
it's also bot rape if you yell HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Anyway, she couldve been crying about something else. Like maybe she has a boyfriend or she just was scared and sad she slept with a random person.
Jesus not everything has to be about you, if i woke up next to a guy after a drunk night i would cry too...God don't be such a d.ick
#27 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:02pm by shining_star
She's has regrets raping you. To be safe, next time you go out to drink - better bring your rape whistle.
Maybe you didn't sleep together. If you had would she not have felt it(being sore, ect) the next morning?
I hope she got the fuck out before you had to commit to breakfast or anything that requires you to go in public with her in her slut clothes from the night before...
Think of all the other times she has done that with different guys, or the guys that she has waited till they fell asleep and then snuck out
#33 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:20pm by donkey_hang_down
she might have been a virgin, or have a boyfriend/fiance. Maybe that's why she's crying.
#35 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:24pm by LolitaGirl
If I was drunk and slept with some random guy I would cry too. especially if was some creepy weird guys.
#36 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:25pm by blackberry1993
u have to understand though. if I went out got drunk and wokeup next to a guy I would want to cry too. even if it's my fault bc I would be upset I acted like a slut. it doesn't matter how cute, rich or nice he would be. so font take it ofensively. it just looks bad!
#37 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:35pm by kristidgranger
"You know when girls go, I was so drunk last night I shouldn't have slept ei that guy?" you were that mistake!
Christian maybe. fuck HER life more than yours tho - your confidence can't b hit too badly by this after all
she could have been that way with anyone. drunken sex is not usually safe sex. but whatever, YDI for getting drunk.
#46 - On 11/03/2009 at 2:24am by kindness
Oh screw her. Typical act. "I've never done anything like that before!" Yeah, right--not since last weekend.
The drunk=rape excuse is bullshit. If you were more drunk than she was then technically she raped you. Unless 1. she's a bartender, 2. a professional party girl, or 3. your a total pussy - there should be no way she out drank you.
Women can't use a "double-standard" if we're not allowed to.
Now if your the kind of creeper that goes out sober and preys on inebriated women then yes, you raped her.
#53 - On 11/04/2009 at 1:52am by MaddogTotten
You guys need to chill. I think the OP probably felt pretty bad he made the girl cry. Its not that he thinks he's the victim because she cried. How can so many people not get that these stories are posted for the dark humour aspect more than the "Oh no my life is ruined" aspect.
As for the rape thing, sounds like they were both wasted, so no one's really the victim. Curious though, if a drunk woman throws herself at a sober/less drunk dude, is it actually rape? Because technically, isn't the consent there? Especially since in some cases she could even be the instigator?
I get it, just trying to quell the feminist "don't use a double standard" jerkbags that seem to troll around here.
To answer your question, realistically you are right. Unfortunately in a legal sense, no you are wrong. In order to legally give consent, you must be of sound mind, and stay of sound mind with the ability to withdraw your consent until the actual act of intercourse is initiated. It is the same reason why sex with someone who is unconscious is illegal, even if they say it is okay. They cannot legally give consent for you to have sex with them because once they are unconscious they do not have the ability to withdraw that consent before you start the actual act of sex.
On a side note, once actual penetration has occurred, there isn't anything anyone can do or say to make the rest of the act non-consensual. The law actually protects your right to "finish" once the act has been initiated. Apparently even lawyers realize there is a reasonable window where it would be unreasonable to stop.
#56 - On 11/04/2009 at 9:42am by MaddogTotten
"On a side note, once actual penetration has occurred, there isn't anything anyone can do or say to make the rest of the act non-consensual. The law actually protects your right to "finish" once the act has been initiated. Apparently even lawyers realize there is a reasonable window where it would be unreasonable to stop."
Lolwut. Citation severely needed, motherfucker. [Example] A woman could say stop because she no longer wants to continue, maybe she's in a lot of pain for one reason or another. Stop means STOP and no means NO.
#60 - On 11/10/2009 at 8:32am by waterynuggets
um she was probobly upset because she either didnt want to do anything for moral reasons or didnt have a relationship with you
#57 - On 11/04/2009 at 6:55pm by Paige_Nicole10
i feel for the girl. she might have had a boyfriend. or something. i mean if i had drunken sex with someone id become upset afterwards as well. its nothing personal i can bet u. shes probably just upset.
#59 - On 11/06/2009 at 5:53pm by besskelly123
I dont get why people feel for the girl, she was drunk not passed out when it happened. Drunk or not you still have morals and know what your doing if she didnt want to she wouldnt have done it. Ive been plenty drunk plenty of times never once did something stupid that i didnt want to do.
#61 - On 11/12/2009 at 6:50pm by Blue_Deamon
