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Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find a very gorgeous girl in my bed. Her only words to me were "did anything happen?" When I replied yes she began to cry. Nice to know I was someone's rock bottom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26572) - you deserved it (5202)

On 11/02/2009 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by feelthelove - United States

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she probably has a boyfriend and is crying that she accidently cheated on him or maybe she's a virgin and she didnt want to lost her viginaty to a complete stranger of maybe she didnt want to have sex with a complete stranger it has nothing to do with you.

#7 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:16pm by polico_wolf

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Dude, that's just the way most girls are. Guys think it's awesome to hook up with random hot girls. Girls...actually give a fuck about sleeping with random guys, well girls that aren't whores care anyway. She just fucked up, drank too much and had a random hook up. It has nothing to do with YOU, just herself. Get over yourself.

#8 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:17pm by LemonadePink

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