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Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all this, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15472) - you deserved it (2967)

On 11/02/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

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