Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all this, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
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On 11/02/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Don't worry about it, pressure can make things like that happen. Relax next time.
#1 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:07pm by burnquist764
Double virgins? That's going to be awful when you finally do make it work. Awkward, clumsy, painful and embarrassing.
I lost mine to a pretty slutty girl (bless her heart) and it was good that one of us knew what we were doing. You might want to hire a hooker a few times so you can learn the ropes. Then, you'll be able to show your girlfriend what you've learned.
Not to mention very quick...
Always go with a slut for the first time, you might learn something
#11 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:21pm by donkey_hang_down
I don't know whether you are talking to me or DHD, but my answer is "no."
But both of us are handing out some harsh, but sage advice. It's more romantic when you are good at sex. And it takes practice on a real, live woman to get good.
Some girls might pretend to find it cute or endearing to be with an inexperienced guy, but they are really thinking, "FAIL."
seriously dude?????..........mine gets up only by thinking about it :)
#7 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:54pm by fml_premium_mem
Aw that really sucks. should have had her like strip for you or somethin sexy like that I'm sure that would have gotten you hard. unless she's fat. eeww
#8 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:59pm by LikeOhMahGoose
My first time, we were both virgins. He got it up. And it was all down hill from there. rofl. God I regret that.
#10 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:17pm by MorlekEngel
I wanna make some money,
but I don't wanna get no job.
I wanna get you horny,
but I can't get it up.
(Get it up, get it up, get it up, GET IT UP)
#13 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:57pm by Makaloraii
coffee? but not that puny shit that dissolves into the water, heck of a lot sugar and no milk. for the both of you.
#14 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:58pm by cr4ckb0n3f4n
the first time always sucks. too much pressure. don't worry OP. if u would have been able to get it up, guaranteed u wouldn't have lasted long anyway. and by that I mean less than a minute lol
ha that sucks
you should have excused yourself and looked up some potn on your phone
the gone back in and slapped it in there
You were probably both excited and nervous at the same time. That tends to affect things like yeah, erections. Take it easy, relax and don't get stressed, and you'll be back on track in no time.
try a little wine to prim the ole pump. if that doesn't work then make her go down on you and get it up herself and if all else fails.... the little blue pill works for five hours straight..... if everything fails then call me!!!
#20 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:51pm by ClownSmilely
awwww :) thats sweet!! believe me u will always remember ur 1st time. u might as well do it right! u will get the hang of it next time. i hope :/ yes, try cleaning ur pipes 1st. relax, breath, and take it easy!
Don't worry! The presure you put on yourself to make it special would of made it difficult! Just relax and don't make such a big deal of it next time. If its meant to be it will all work out.
damn all bad experienced my first was fantastic. and my boyfriend and I were both virgins, nothing wrong. and we're still together, isn't that awesome (:
people should stop pickin on you...my boyfrend had the same problem kinda lol...we didnt even make it special..it didnt matter..we just wantd to do it...its nerves and over thinking,,,tho he did get it up within 10 mins so i spose urs was worse...hang in there caz there will be more times
#26 - On 11/03/2009 at 4:03am by simone_babezz
1.relax
2.don't masturbate
3.eat lots of proteins
And it will all work.
btw, better not to give her oral sex, because she probably cant do it without teeth and this is really aversive.
oh, and don't forget that you have tongue and fingers)
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#35 - On 11/06/2009 at 1:59pm by tomandhicky
Oh man I hear ya. That happened three times with me.
My girlfriend was completely understanding about it though, I'm sure yours is too :)
that happened to me too definitly FML worthy next time think of something she does that turns you on and you'll be fine
awwwww. Im glad this wont happen to mii man nd meh. He has too big of a sexdrive nd like omfg once he touches meh its up lol! Im sorry bout u guys though. Foreplay is the best way to jusx relax. Touch her more nd she will get turned on nd whisper stuff to u that will def make u hard :) good luck.
#41 - On 11/13/2009 at 10:50am by EbonyGoddess
That's actually very common, don't worry about it! My bf couldn't get it up the first time I gave him a bj, it happens to virgins a lot. As soon as you do it once you'll never have to worry about it again :D Well, at least not till you're like 60 lol...
#42 - On 11/16/2009 at 4:45pm by itsalwaysfunny
