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Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me : "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?". I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, at which he responded : "No, probably not." FML


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On 02/17/2009 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Dannylover (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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I'm just guessing that he was kidding -- no man is stupid enough to say that BEFORE he gets laid, drunk or not.

#5 - On 02/17/2009 at 5:20pm by hurr

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you better not have slept with him after that.

#6 - On 02/17/2009 at 5:21pm by emily

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