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Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML


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On 02/17/2009 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by KS (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Bahahahaha.... how does trying to get your bra off at all feel like a back rub? Also, unhooking a bra is a two second ordeal while you're sober - why was he having so much trouble? o.0

#1 - On 02/17/2009 at 5:12pm by khaldun

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Look, if he can't figure out how to unhook a bra, you should probably dump him because he's liable to get into a horrible accident with something simple like an egg beater. It's not safe cracking, it's a frigging bra. I can unhook the damn thing with two fingers.

#9 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:47am by arms_akimbo

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