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Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18200) - you deserved it (4601)

On 10/29/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by crazygirl (woman) - United States (Washington)

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With the note attached:

"Why are you fooling with cheap plastic crap that takes AA batteries? Get the stainless-steel Electrodong 5200 that requires 240V, 3-phase AC power. The Advanced G-spot Location Technology is worth it!

Love,
Mom"

#5 - On 10/29/2009 at 11:07am by perdix

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"its not like you havent touched your moms vagina before"

im not sure if that was said as a joke? or wtf...

#16 - On 10/29/2009 at 6:56pm by epicwinmaster

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