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Today, the guy I was seeing put candles all over his room to make things romantic. As we were getting it on, a plastic bag caught fire next to the bed. He had the brilliant idea to wave it around to put it out. Burning pieces of plastic landed on my arm. FML

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On 10/28/2009 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by LadySteph12 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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That made me laugh. Oh, well. It's the thought that counts, right? :D

#2 - On 10/29/2009 at 5:55am by WhySoSrs

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Haha wow, he really can turn on the charm can't he, bwahaha!

#3 - On 10/29/2009 at 6:32am by Bloodknight

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