Today, I went home early from a business trip to find my house covered with rose petals. Thinking it was a romantic notion from my boyfriend, I went up to the bedroom. I opened the door to find him lying there, getting it on with my sister. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11786) - you totally deserved it (835)
On 10/26/2009 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Shobz (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Like they said. Swallow your pride and ride him like a stallion while giving you sister a proper fondle.
Not like she's gonna get pregnant from you, is it? ;D
#38 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:08pm by Rejectofsociety9
I keep telling you. Long distance relationships just don't work. Typically, one might be able to hold out for the duration of a busienss trip. Evidently, you're boyfriend lacks that kind of maturity and self-control.
Your boyfriend longed for you so much, he took the next best thing. He wasn't cheating -- he was just keeping in training for you.
YDI for coming back early from a trip without notifying anyone. There are things people should just not want to find out. Call ahead.
I'm in a LDR and it's working perfectly. You just sound a bit bitter. Maybe you've never had a relationship?
#21 - On 10/26/2009 at 9:44pm by pointerdog
Oops, pointerdog, by bragging about your "perfect" LDR, you've brought on the wrath of the Evil Eye. I'll bet your sig-oth suddenly has the urge to cheat.
For the record, I had a relationship where my girlfriend had to leave the country each summer for three years, and it worked perfectly. She left at my request because during the sumer, I sweat bullets. Literally. Little pieces of lead come out of my pores.
why didn't you call u are so dumb for not calling ahead I hope they're fucking right now
#7 - On 10/26/2009 at 3:11pm by xxkingobattlexx
why would they be having sex in YOUR house? I've read so many of these "getting it on w my sister" fml's I just don't believe them anymore.
me and my boyfriend live together! And maybe I should have called ahead, so he'd know to hide his affair with my sister? I think I'm going to throw him out. Hopefully he'll get run over...
Just from that scene, that's completely awful!!! I imagine it would be hard to look at both of them again. Trust is trust. Its built by experience and time. U shouldnt have to police (by calling ahead) ur companion, who u live with in ur house together. Are u going to worry if ur not always with him? Ughhhh, lots of work to keep that both relationships alive and healthy. Respect. Yes?
Amen. What a skeevy boyfriend. You can do better.
The sister, well, you can't get rid of her... but surely ostracizing them's what family's all about!
Look at it this way he must have just started banging her, most of us guys don't bother with the full court press if we have been at it a while.
#12 - On 10/26/2009 at 3:52pm by CallMeHush
Bummer.. dump him absolutly or you're weak enough to deserve it repeatedly happening till he gets someone else prego or realizes he's done useing you. Once a cheater always a cheater. Get back by finding someone better and ignoring both of them for several months. Those who are supposed to have your back shouldn't be runnning around behind your back, but now it's time for you to get your own piece of ass. GL
and let me guess your sister cant drive and your mother dropped her off there. this looks like its based on one of the top FMLs ever.
#14 - On 10/26/2009 at 4:19pm by ladiesman14
If him 'lying there' is how he 'gets it on', then I say no big loss. I hope it truely is 'your house', not yours and his.
The sister must be mamed if she keeps seeing him. That's in the bible.
if she have called then he wouldnt have never got cought cheating on her with her sister. so she's not dumb,the boyfriend and the sister is, if I was the OP I would mostly mad at my sister, then the boyfriend. and I would have dump him
#20 - On 10/26/2009 at 6:59pm by blackberry1993
I would leave him and beat her and post flyers about her being a whore
#27 - On 10/27/2009 at 12:36am by kristidgranger
Post flyers, really? I guess flyers replaced scarlet letters.
What next, put on a play in old man Wilson's barn to raise money to send your sister to a school for wayward girls?
Maybe your boyfriend just has separation anxiety. In which case you should have comforted him by joining in.
I thought people would have learned by now to NEVER come home early... secrets are meant to stay that way!
Damn that had to hurt :(
She doesn't sound like all that great of a sister and he sounds like a tool :/
#33 - On 10/28/2009 at 12:04am by feed_the_ducks
it was her house she shouldnt have 2 call!!!! and her bf has a key but he shouldnt b there with her sister really people get it right!
#34 - On 10/28/2009 at 1:16pm by lovin_bigsister
Good God, by Nancy Reagan's pearls!
Throw them in the pit with your socially deprived Gimp and let him dole out the justice!
wow, FYL, you shouldve gotten naked and laid down next to him and whispered "Is it my turn next?" hahahahahaha
#37 - On 11/03/2009 at 1:36pm by ForgottenRemix0
I'm really getting sick of these people who say "pics or it didn't happen, after all when you see something like that I'm so sure that the first thing that you think about is that you should take pictures, jeez people use some common sense.
#43 - On 01/02/2010 at 8:48pm by Danceswithsmurfs
