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Today, I went home early from a business trip to find my house covered with rose petals. Thinking it was a romantic notion from my boyfriend, I went up to the bedroom. I opened the door to find him lying there, getting it on with my sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20780) - you deserved it (1425)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Shobz (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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