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Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria when one of my friends yelled out "Jake is uncircumcised!" as a joke. The girl I have a crush on was sitting at the table behind me and turned around and asked if it was true. I said yes, she responded with "wow, hope I never have to see that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11967) - you deserved it (2389)

On 10/20/2009 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by badnewsbears (man) - United States (Oregon)

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