Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13628) - you totally deserved it (999)
On 10/10/2009 at 7:21pm - intimacy - by screwed.over (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
(0):( that sucks yo... i'd slap him and dump him, but that's just me =/ oh yeah, and call him a dirty whore
#1 - On 10/11/2009 at 3:18am by brkn_hearted
(-1)Or maybe you were so horrible in bed that doesn't remember it, in which case I feel sorry for him for wanting to unwittingly remind himself. It's like Groundhog Day, but with more sex.
(0)maybe he wanted you to sing to him that he maaaade yooou feeel, yea, he maaade yoooou feel shiny and neeeew, like a virgin, like a virgin, touched for the very first tiiiime!
#4 - On 10/11/2009 at 6:07am by braziliangirl777
(0)are you sure he broke your hyman ? ive had non- virgin girls who told me i broke their hymans. if course i do have 9 inch johnson. maybe thats it.
#6 - On 10/11/2009 at 6:11am by ladiesman14
(+1)He meant your anal virginity. so stop being such a tight ass and let him loosen it for you
#7 - On 10/11/2009 at 6:45am by NathanKett
(0)#6 stfu cause the hyman is usually broken when doing every day activity like, riding a bike, or other everyday activities. so it's not that deep, therefore you wouldn't need a 9 inch penis, therefore those girls are dumb shits, there gassing your already stupid head, or you're bullshitting. Hmmm which one?
#9 - On 10/11/2009 at 7:14am by DirtyDiana
(0)lol #6.. your parents must be so proud of ur "Johnson"..
#10 - On 10/11/2009 at 8:02am by WonderBlunder
(0)dirty diana i respect and love all women who put out, even the dumbshits who gas me. i can send you pics of my johnson next to a ruler, shaving cream, a can of aqua net etc if you dont believe me. ps i bet i can find something sexy about you that other guys never will.
#11 - On 10/11/2009 at 9:09am by ladiesman14
(0)You got that from "How to get with Pinky(ThePornstar)" on youtube. lmao.
#18 - On 10/12/2009 at 2:39pm by SoreThroat
(0)ladiesman your lying. people on the Internet who want to show off generaly are phonies. it's like Hollywood but in cyberspace.
(0)Ditch him hun, and then warn the other girl before she makes the mistake of losing it to a twat.
#16 - On 10/12/2009 at 11:00am by Fleurygirl
(0)Ouch, he sounds like a lameass. I agree with Fleurygirl, ditch him and warn the other girl
#20 - On 10/12/2009 at 11:36pm by feed_the_ducks
(0)I'd kick him in the nuts.. If hes goin to fool around with someone else, make it hurt every time he does.
(0)How the fuck would she know he was an asshole before they had sex?
wooow.
#25 - On 01/31/2010 at 6:12pm by iztrollinnn
