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Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19780) - you deserved it (1502)

On 10/10/2009 at 7:21pm - intimacy - by screwed.over (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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He meant your anal virginity. so stop being such a tight ass and let him loosen it for you

#7 - On 10/11/2009 at 6:45am by NathanKett

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:( that sucks yo... i'd slap him and dump him, but that's just me =/ oh yeah, and call him a dirty whore

#1 - On 10/11/2009 at 3:18am by brkn_hearted

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