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Today, I realized that I broke up with a man that loved me and was great in bed but was afraid of commitment, to be with a man that loves me, that is great in bed, and wants to be with me forever. So what's the problem? Now that we are committed, he won't get it on with me anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5451) - you deserved it (11912)

On 10/08/2009 at 11:29am - intimacy - by OnlyMe (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

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#11 - On 10/08/2009 at 3:40pm by LeStab

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No no.

guy #1: nice, can sex, doesnt like commitment.

she left him for guy #2. Guy #2 can sex, is nice, and is not afraid of commitment.

but now that theyre committed, he won't sex her.


So basically she found a guy to marry. married him, let herself go, now he wont sex her.

#22 - On 10/08/2009 at 7:37pm by alsoelp

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