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Today, I had my car stolen. When the police found it, pretty much everything inside was missing. For some reason, I had left 6 pairs of shoes in my back seat. Whoever stole my car thought it would be funny to take one shoe from each pair. I now own 6 unmatched shoes and my car smells like sex. FML

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On 03/24/2009 at 1:44am - intimacy - by proudestmonkey (man) - United States (Colorado)

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if it smells like sex maybe the cops can find some evidence: semen and so forth and catch the bastard!

lol that sucks ass. esp. about the shoes. lol..

#1 - On 03/24/2009 at 7:40am by latuka

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maybe they banged an octopus and they didn't have anything to wear after!

#2 - On 03/24/2009 at 7:43am by SadfaceFML

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