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Today, my boyfriend kept pressuring me to get it on. I told him I was self-conscious abut my stomach and didn't want him to see it. His response? My double chin doesn't keep him from kissing me. FML


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On 10/04/2009 at 7:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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Well if he has no issues with your multiple chins, then mounds of stomach rolls shouldn't scare him off either...

#3 - On 10/04/2009 at 10:26am by Bloodknight

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you're taking it the wrong way. he's trying to tell you that he likes you despite your flaws. he's trying to say that he doesn't care if you have a tummy, he still wants to be with you.

#5 - On 10/04/2009 at 10:39am by diet_otaku

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