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Today, my boyfriend kept pressuring me to get it on. I told him I was self-conscious abut my stomach and didn't want him to see it. His response? My double chin doesn't keep him from kissing me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14857) - you deserved it (5003)

On 10/04/2009 at 7:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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