Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
I agree, your life sucks (3544) - you totally deserved it (10411)
On 09/28/2009 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Oops54321 (man) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)
Smooth...
Here's some advice:
Don't go to her house ever again. Why? Because her dad will be waiting with a baseball bat and you, you will be DEAD.
So yeah.. Don't go to her house!
French? Just needs a bit of editing.
Smooth...
Here's some advice:
Don't go to her house ever again. Why? Because her dad will be waiting with a cressant and you, you will be FED.
#23 - On 09/28/2009 at 10:38pm by MyNameIsLolz
ragweed...give a reason why it's fake, or are you just wanting to being annoying?
#10 - On 09/28/2009 at 11:35am by wrigglezeus
Ragweed is most likely just a troll.
OP now you know that if someone doesn't answer your text right away, sending more texts isn't the answer. Either a) they don't have their phone on them or b) they don't want to talk to you.
@#11: or c) they were having fun with the vibrating phone.
#12 - On 09/28/2009 at 1:33pm by WonderBlunder
next time you text someone wait for a reply BEFOR sending another text
#13 - On 09/28/2009 at 1:38pm by ashblueeyez14
haha i agree with # 6 it would be in your best interest to never ever see her dad for as long as you live or try to play it cool and say your asshole friends took your photo and photoshopped it and sent to your girl as a joke maybe he'll believe that but i hope your a fast runner in case he decided to go with the original plan and tries to kill you
#15 - On 09/28/2009 at 2:02pm by lifesabitch18
This is why parents should not get their 13 year old daughters cell phones... because of middle-aged wierdies like this guy.
#20 - On 09/28/2009 at 5:49pm by GodsOfWrath
Dude I'm so sorry. Hahaha I've always been scared that sort of shit would happen to me. Or I'm just scared I'll send an inappropriate text to someone else.
go there, punch that guys face, bang the chick and her mom and never call again ! that douche deserves it for writing you a gay poem "step away from my little girl" >.< he should have said smthg like "ill rip ya head off punk!" peace out
@RageXP
I don't know who you are trying to impress with your gangster shit, but you aren't impressing me.
Why tf are you sending nasty text messages to little girls? How is this in any way, shape, or form a FML? YDI, and you should be locked up in jail.
its probably like a 14-17 year old girl and it was her Dad on the phone and dads still call their daughters their little girls at any age. My Gf's dad calls her his little girl all the time and my uncle calls his daughter (my cousin) his little girl
#31 - On 10/11/2009 at 6:33pm by Stormmetal1
