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Today, I was at my friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his roommates are Chinese, and since I'm majoring in Chinese, I could understand what they were talking about. Too bad none of his friends knew that, and talked about banging me while I was sitting there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19903) - you deserved it (2404)

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Take it as a compliment, haha!

#5 - On 09/28/2009 at 3:28am by Bloodknight

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This is one of those situations where, at a random point in the conversation, you respond to one of their remarks. In Chinese. Then watch the awkward silence descend as they realize that you can understand what they've been saying the while time. They'll never do it again. :D

#23 - On 09/28/2009 at 7:38am by Lythiaren

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