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Today, I was at my friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his roommates are Chinese, and since I'm majoring in Chinese, I could understand what they were talking about. Too bad none of his friends knew that, and talked about banging me while I was sitting there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26954) - you deserved it (3344)

On 09/27/2009 at 11:16pm - intimacy - by NiHao (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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Take it as a compliment, haha!

#5 - On 09/28/2009 at 3:28am by Bloodknight

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i would have surprised them by speaking to them in chinese and tell them an awesome comeback to shut them up then walked right out.

#16 - On 09/28/2009 at 5:00am by xoxcinderellaxox

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