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Today, I got it on for the first time with a guy I've been dating. He had to turn the TV up loud so that his mom couldn't hear anything. I'm 20 years old and I lost my virginity with Disney Channel blaring in the background. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8859) - you deserved it (11530)

On 09/23/2009 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by seriouslystupid (woman) - United States

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Wellll, the fact you easily could have used music or a less humilating channel instead seems painfully oibvious here. So I'm saying you deserve it. The FML here is that you're 20 dating a guy that watches the Disney channel and uses it to hide his sex life from his mom... :P

#6 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:09am by jchansfan

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saaaa-weet.
hope you like the mouse ears he was wearing!
you should stay away from disneyland too, you might become too excited, sexually.

#1 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:44am by untoldfame

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