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Today, my girlfriend was getting up to leave and I, trying to be romantic, got up behind her and tried to swing her back down onto the bed and kiss her simultaneously, misjudged the distance and threw her into the wall, her head then bounced off the wall and into my forehead, spraining her nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5656) - you deserved it (13327)

On 09/21/2009 at 3:08pm - intimacy - by dontpanic (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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