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Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15316) - you deserved it (4055)

On 09/17/2009 at 2:45pm - intimacy - by RahiYeah09 (woman) - United States (California)

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