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Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23086) - you deserved it (6101)

On 09/17/2009 at 2:45pm - intimacy - by RahiYeah09 (woman) - United States (California)

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At least it was your ex's family and not your current bf.

#2 - On 09/17/2009 at 5:28pm by flgirlwguitar

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So what were the exes parents doing in the intimacy section?

#15 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:21pm by mrose57

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