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Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9959) - you totally deserved it (2808)

On 09/17/2009 at 2:45pm - intimacy - by RahiYeah09 (woman) - United States (California)

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Ooohh. So many unfortunates there.

#1 - On 09/17/2009 at 5:20pm by Simonn

At least it was your ex's family and not your current bf.

#2 - On 09/17/2009 at 5:28pm by flgirlwguitar

I agree. Who cares if its your ex...

#5 - On 09/17/2009 at 5:30pm by werzal

A WOMAN OF LOOSE OR QUESTIONABLE MORALS! QUICK EVERYONE, GRAB YOUR INTERNET PITCHFORKS!

#3 - On 09/17/2009 at 5:30pm by sushi314

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#32 - On 09/18/2009 at 11:00am by youaresofucked

Not a fml u dick

#4 - On 09/17/2009 at 5:30pm by kadeouir

Dick? It's a woman.

#10 - On 09/17/2009 at 5:57pm by marioman12

and ??

#6 - On 09/17/2009 at 5:31pm by omgyoukilledkeny

you're so immature op

#7 - On 09/17/2009 at 5:39pm by KiddNYC10

a bunch people other then them around the store would of seen you also

#8 - On 09/17/2009 at 5:40pm by zack767

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Queer.
You need help.
A girl with condoms.. with no boyfriend???
WTF

#9 - On 09/17/2009 at 5:49pm by Jim9349

She said it was her ex boyfriend's mother.

Nowhere does it say she has no current boyfriend.

#12 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:10pm by ndawgg

sucksss

#11 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:04pm by beaniebabe

"intimacy" shopping at walmart? What do you charge the new "boyfriend", 25 cents a day? I'd rethink your career

#13 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:10pm by Macthenyfe

I'm really sorry, I misclicked! but really fyl. It's never good when you let it slip to parents that you're not really a functional member of society. I would know.

#14 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:12pm by Pointy130

So what were the exes parents doing in the intimacy section?

#15 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:21pm by mrose57

single woman use condoms to they put it on there toys so they don't have to clean them

#16 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:52pm by zack767

Okay those of you who don't think it's that bad. I didn't have room to mention that I broke up with their son so I could date his best friend...

#17 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:58pm by RahiYeah09

Ooh. Point taken.

#20 - On 09/17/2009 at 8:04pm by Scorpitarrius

YDI for shopping for that stuff at Walmart.

#36 - On 09/19/2009 at 3:37pm by violentturtle

you go to walmart with your dad to buy this stuff? realy?

#18 - On 09/17/2009 at 7:02pm by PimpDaddyT

It was HIS dad

#19 - On 09/17/2009 at 7:24pm by RahiYeah09

that sucks

#21 - On 09/17/2009 at 9:33pm by skataboi76

Question is what were THEY doing in the intimacy section. And I didnt even know walmart had one of those sections

#22 - On 09/17/2009 at 9:38pm by lost_romance

you sound like a real bitch from your #17 comment. ydi.

#23 - On 09/17/2009 at 9:47pm by nuttinick

who cares it's walmart you can get almost anything there. the ex parents probley didn't like her anyway. N.B.D. should have said hi. she is a smart girl though with everything you can catch these days I'd rather get caught buying that stuff than having to go to the doctor bc my vag is doing weird shit.

#24 - On 09/17/2009 at 10:32pm by heyhookers

I was right about the parent part but dating the best friend was a little close to home don't you think? i hope you don't live in a small town that would be a really bad fml

#25 - On 09/17/2009 at 10:37pm by heyhookers

Talk about an akward moment.

#26 - On 09/17/2009 at 11:18pm by evan9032

they sell vibrating rings at walmart? gotta get me soma those

#27 - On 09/18/2009 at 1:49am by sam_stalker

OMG>>> how embarassing

#28 - On 09/18/2009 at 1:58am by lomare

that is comedy... whats your number?...this is soo my friend T

#29 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:00am by lomare

i work @ a wal mart i never heard of this section lmfao

#30 - On 09/18/2009 at 4:25am by RichYungReverse

omggg!! that is so embarrassing!

#31 - On 09/18/2009 at 5:49am by biancamacc

hahaha. you tripped while on the walk of shame.

#33 - On 09/18/2009 at 1:36pm by JP101

hahahaha you should of asked the dad to join you two. where do you think your bf learns his moves

#34 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:06pm by monkeycaca69

it could have been worse. could have been your current boyfriend....

#35 - On 09/19/2009 at 8:31am by Redrosesandrain

It can't b that embrassing... They should b glad u use condoms that way they can think there not grandparents

#37 - On 09/19/2009 at 8:15pm by Darkchild715

Well I didn't even know walmart sold that stuff... but u shouldnt feel bad if his parents were in that section as well...

#38 - On 09/19/2009 at 10:37pm by nellnell

why was your ex-boyfriends parents in the intimacy anyways.

#39 - On 09/20/2009 at 12:19pm by hoangsondat

Lmfao. Intimacy @Walmarts

#40 - On 09/21/2009 at 9:29pm by mercyFML

Our Walmart's 'Intamacy' section is on a back wall. The aisles that are in front of it are for shampoo and soap. That's why they saw me. Today my ex texted me and asked me why I needed two boxes since 'I don't like sex' I thought to myself.. 'No, I just didn't like sex with you.'

#41 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:05pm by RahiYeah09

I wouldn't have just thought it, I would have told him so, haha.

#50 - On 10/25/2009 at 8:20am by startafire

Why do I have more of a hatred towards you now?

#56 - On 11/08/2009 at 3:08am by Monado

Of course wallmart has a section like that.
walmart has everything!!!!!!!!!
shes buying condoms geez. and ran into her ex's parents.
and they saw, LOL funny now but as its probably happened, awkwards as fack. lol

#42 - On 09/23/2009 at 12:40pm by nieska18

That is awsome! You should have been like HEY! I was Running Low :D

#43 - On 09/24/2009 at 8:44pm by AshleysWorld

Where is the intimacy section at walmart!?

#44 - On 09/27/2009 at 10:31am by Vayerman

There's an intimacy section at walmart?

#45 - On 09/30/2009 at 8:52pm by TokioPunk483

hahahaha how awkward.

#46 - On 10/05/2009 at 11:24am by im_a_dinosaur

...There's an "intimacy section" At Wal-Mart? DAMN!

This is fake

#47 - On 10/11/2009 at 2:56am by FreakyFaceFilms

Lmao i would have said "Hey you're not suppoused2 b over here"
lol

#48 - On 10/13/2009 at 2:25am by Lightz_Camera_Me

Whatever, now they can go home and tell your ex how much action you're getting!

#49 - On 10/19/2009 at 3:15am by OhShizan

I used to work at two separate Wal-Marts, and shop at several weekly...i've not once seen an "Intimacy" section, possibly because, oh, I don't know, it's a FAMILY supercenter? I have to call "fake" on this one.

#51 - On 10/28/2009 at 11:49pm by Failwolf

there is an "intimacy" section in both walmarts in my city. Maybe your city is just prudish. But simpling googling could have told you that thisn't fake, "failwolf."

#52 - On 10/29/2009 at 1:24pm by karabee

i had NO idea they had that there.OMG...my life will not be the same when i walk into walmart.

#53 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:17pm by werthmywait

ouch.

#54 - On 11/02/2009 at 11:51pm by LadyGaGaRox

You totally deserve it. Bitch. Dumped him for his best friend? Heh. Suppose it's your current bfs fault too though. -.-

#55 - On 11/07/2009 at 12:06pm by ThatRandomFMLGal

they sell that sick shit like viberators un walmwart!?!?!

#57 - On 01/15/2010 at 10:41pm by Kellmaster36

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