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Today, I was shaving and I sneezed unexpectedly. I ended up cutting myself so badly that I had to go to the emergency room. It wouldn't have been quite so humiliating if I hadn't been forced to show the extremely attractive doctor my sliced open and half shaved crotch. FML

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On 09/14/2009 at 8:58am - intimacy - by Humiliated (woman) - United States

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do you shave yourself with a F*cking straightblade?

#6 - On 09/14/2009 at 2:46pm by blahblahblksheep

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Damn, that's rough. But, wouldn't you have felt the sneeze coming ahead of time and move the razor away from your crotch?

#5 - On 09/14/2009 at 2:39pm by asnider

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