Today, I was shaving and I sneezed unexpectedly. I ended up cutting myself so badly that I had to go to the emergency room. It wouldn't have been quite so humiliating if I hadn't been forced to show the extremely attractive doctor my sliced open and half shaved crotch. FML
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On 09/14/2009 at 8:58am - intimacy - by Humiliated (woman) - United States
First!
Wouldnt you kind of know it was about to happen beforehand?
#3 - On 09/14/2009 at 2:22pm by PimpinPenguin
Damn, that's rough. But, wouldn't you have felt the sneeze coming ahead of time and move the razor away from your crotch?
Wow it definetly showed me as first comment before
That sucks you cant yave sex for a while now :(
#9 - On 09/14/2009 at 4:49pm by PimpinPenguin
Don't shave down there, then? I'm sorry, but it's unbelievably feminine and dumb. Why does every man have to be a fucking Calvin Klein model and not have one single hair on their body?
#12 - On 09/14/2009 at 5:45pm by XRiseToFallAgain
I know guys that only shave there and their faces... it's definitely nice for the girls that are giving them head. Most boys don't want bush in their face if they're giving a girl oral - same goes for a lot of girls when they're giving a guy oral.
#15 - On 09/14/2009 at 6:06pm by caticaticati
Also, as I just noticed, the OP is a female, so why did this thing about guys shaving come into the conversation?
#22 - On 09/14/2009 at 8:15pm by caticaticati
i do it once the hair gets long, same for armpits. because i like a women who is shaved and we both dont want are faces in pubes. i dont go bald down there, but being really hairy us disgusting as it traps sweat
#13 - On 09/14/2009 at 5:52pm by sevenalive
What the hell do you shave with, a chainsaw? I've cut myself pretty damn bad, but even with 4 blades not nearly that bad.
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#20 - On 09/14/2009 at 7:07pm by MikeLitoris
Why didnt you take the razor off your skin when you realised you were going to sneeze? LOL. YDI.
#21 - On 09/14/2009 at 8:01pm by MissKittie
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Ouch, i would've moved the razor before i sneezed though haha.
#26 - On 09/15/2009 at 12:56am by cheetahboo2010
Ouch! i stopped shaving down there a longgg time ago when i discovered the Schick quattro bikini trimmer. it works wonders! i use no guard and it looks pretty much the same as when shave it bald =P
#32 - On 09/15/2009 at 7:58pm by chinezeghurl
This is what every men fear! ...well thats my biggest fear!
#33 - On 09/15/2009 at 11:42pm by Yoshi181313
Right...and what about loosing the clit huh? Thought oh that ? XD take risks but not too much for your own good :p
uh-huh... I'd love to know what kind of razor you used... this is actually impossible. FAKE!
#41 - On 11/26/2009 at 5:00am by wild_angel
haha trust me this is entirely possible i dont know from personal experience but my brother does lol
#42 - On 11/26/2009 at 5:28pm by hofmann911
Trust me. I've done this. You don't always feel the sneeze come on sometimes... And it hurts. Bad.
#47 - On 02/11/2010 at 10:13pm by belleyboop
That's why I said I'd love to know what razor was used... or if it's possibly a defect. A proper razor wouldn't cut deep enough for a hospital visit. Not the razors that are made nowadays. Manufacturers cater for ... well, those special peeps who don't pay enough attention. Or rather... the people who design the razors.
#43 - On 11/26/2009 at 11:57pm by wild_angel
ummm ever think that some people sneeze extreamly violently nd suddenly with no warning what so ever?
#44 - On 11/27/2009 at 1:54am by hofmann911
it is possible to cut that deep with a shaving razor. I came really close to slitting my jugular while shaving once x-x
#45 - On 12/06/2009 at 10:17pm by Depressed_Roxas
