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Today, I was shaving and I sneezed unexpectedly. I ended up cutting myself so badly that I had to go to the emergency room. It wouldn't have been quite so humiliating if I hadn't been forced to show the extremely attractive doctor my sliced open and half shaved crotch. FML

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On 09/14/2009 at 8:58am - intimacy - by Humiliated (woman) - United States

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do you shave yourself with a F*cking straightblade?

#6 - On 09/14/2009 at 2:46pm by blahblahblksheep

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That is the ultimate fear when it comes to trimming

#2 - On 09/14/2009 at 2:20pm by chowyuk

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