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Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16357) - you deserved it (3189)

On 09/13/2009 at 3:04am - intimacy - by sunlightchild_14 (woman) - United States (South Dakota)

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10-the OP never said she didn't wanna be pregnant-that's not the FML(it's that her bf is more into sex than having a kid with her)
OP-at least he didn't leave you. I know a lot of guys who would leave their gfs if that happened.

#12 - On 09/13/2009 at 1:00pm by darkmis1

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I think this is kind of an fml because she either didn't want a kid but now has to be pregnant for the next 9 months and raise the kid or put it up for adoption....or she was really excited but her bf isn't and she is anticipating the lack of support she is gonna have during her pregnancy and possibly the childs life, if he sticks around that long...

#13 - On 09/13/2009 at 1:01pm by Crunchy08

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