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Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22272) - you deserved it (4326)

On 09/13/2009 at 3:04am - intimacy - by sunlightchild_14 (woman) - United States (South Dakota)

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Maybe he was shocked and trying to be funny. If not, FYL.

#2 - On 09/13/2009 at 10:43am by Alpacater

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10-the OP never said she didn't wanna be pregnant-that's not the FML(it's that her bf is more into sex than having a kid with her)
OP-at least he didn't leave you. I know a lot of guys who would leave their gfs if that happened.

#12 - On 09/13/2009 at 1:00pm by darkmis1

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