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Today, during foreplay, I was trying to be sexy. But instead I fell off the bed, landed in the laundry basket, and was attacked by the dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12826) - you deserved it (3496)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:18am - intimacy - by Loveless (woman) - United States (California)

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Sorry... but thats FUNNY Im ROTFL!!

#3 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:24am by werzal

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thats what you get for trying to be sexy

#5 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:53am by SlightlyGPirate

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