Today, during foreplay, I was trying to be sexy. But instead I fell off the bed, landed in the laundry basket, and was attacked by the dog. FML
by Loveless / 09/10/2009 at 2:18am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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Sorry... but thats FUNNY Im ROTFL!!
#3 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:24am by werzal
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big freaking deal, at least u were getting laid
#2 - On 09/10/2009 at 6:57am by Pastor_Rich
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