You tried

By Loveless - 10/09/2009 06:18 - United States

Spicy
Today, during foreplay, I was trying to be sexy. But instead I fell off the bed, landed in the laundry basket, and was attacked by the dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 150
You deserved it 5 694

Same thing different taste

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Pastor_Rich 0

big freaking deal, at least u were getting laid

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Pastor_Rich 0

big freaking deal, at least u were getting laid

youaresofucked 0

QFT. Indeed. that isnt THAT bad.

OMG I NEVER COMMENTED ON THIS OMG THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE READ THIS WTF

Chocolate_Chunk 2
M13LO 0

well the dog thought you were sexy...

netbeui435 3
shaZamy 0

well, I can how your life is truly ******

visage 0

Secsie time! The natural, and only way, to follow that up is with anal... and tossing a few elbows!

chowyuk 0

hit ydi as soon as I read trying to be sexy