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Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend in my dorm room. My roommate came in, despite the signal I had up on the door. She didn't leave. She got on her computer and started playing Solitaire. FML

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Today, I went into my room to find my roommate and her boyfriend fucking. They told me to get out of my room. FML.

#16 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:06pm by captainmaharet

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Yeah it's called living in a dorm!!! You have to share your living space and she is not required to avoid going to her home all because of some sign. Guess it's time for you to grow up or find some other place if you can't control your urges.

#12 - On 09/05/2009 at 7:18am by hi_from_HI

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