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Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML


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On 03/21/2009 at 1:33am - intimacy - by willywonks (man) - United States (Texas)

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oh damn cheating on you the whole time.

im sorry im sure u can do better.

#1 - On 03/21/2009 at 11:04am by TEAZO

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what a bitch.
hope you know how many girls wished to have a boyfriend who surprised them like that.

#4 - On 03/21/2009 at 11:12am by summer_spell

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