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Today, I thought it would be sexy to surprise my boyfriend by hiding in the closet naked and pouncing on him as he came to get his pants. I never got to the pouncing. Apparently my boyfriend has heightened reflexes so instead I got slapped hard across the face. My ear is still ringing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12444) - you deserved it (38920)

On 09/02/2009 at 7:19am - intimacy - by keepsmiling - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

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good job moron

#1 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:38am by hockeyfml555

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YDI for hiding in someone else's closet... What the heck?

#2 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:38am by Fop

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