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Today, my best friend who I've had serious feelings for for over a year decided to tell everyone that he hasn't gotten laid in almost 2 years. When I told him that he was lying, he responded with "No, I'm not. Who could I possibly have slept with?" We hooked up 6 months ago. 3 times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22536) - you deserved it (3480)

On 09/02/2009 at 2:33am - intimacy - by sexytime (woman) - United States (Utah)

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maybe there's the chance that he was protecting your privacy (you didn't specify if you said what you said in public)

#1 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:33am by lrb081

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I agree with #1, when you say "decided to tell everyone" it makes it sound like you were in a big group of people. So the logical conclusion is that he didn't want to admit to sleeping with you. Because he's ashamed or he actually does like you, we'll never know.

By the way, why would you only "hook up" with him if you have serious feelings for him? He probably just sees you as a friend with benefits now.

#3 - On 09/02/2009 at 12:01pm by littlegolferboy

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