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Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6506) - you deserved it (24357)

On 09/01/2009 at 8:59pm - intimacy - by whorica139 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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OP, that's pretty conceited. If you could get your head out of your vagina for ten seconds to stop your gob and listen to what she was saying, you wouldn't be in this situation. You're probably 14 and shouldn't be sexually active, anyway. Invest in a chastity belt and a muzzle, you cow.

#5 - On 09/02/2009 at 3:14am by caancoha

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she should have just closed the webcam window. how rude :p

#1 - On 09/02/2009 at 3:02am by untoldfame

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