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Today, I woke up in my bunkbed because I thought I was experiencing my first earthquake ever. I jumped out of bed and found that it was just my roomate masturbating in the bottom bunk. It was 6am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42472) - you deserved it (3379)

On 08/29/2009 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Ned (man) - United States (Ohio)

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So, did you hop in his bunk afterwards.... And take in the aftershocks?

#2 - On 08/30/2009 at 1:27am by redbluegreen

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Apparently it's never too early in the morning to pleasure yourself

#9 - On 08/30/2009 at 1:30am by MadeOfAwesome

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