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Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, "Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don't we wait a while so you've had some time to tighten back up." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48270) - you deserved it (6493)

On 08/27/2009 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by LizP40 (woman) - United States (New York)

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