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Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, "Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don't we wait a while so you've had some time to tighten back up." FML
Tell him this:
"Babe, why don't we wait a few years and give your cock time to grow, mkay?"
Assuming he was being serious about the "tighten back up" bit, your boyfriend's a fucking tard. The only thing that could really "loosen" the vagina is childbirth, and even then, that's only temporary most of the time.
And I seriously doubt his dick's the circumference of a baby's head.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015