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Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, "Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don't we wait a while so you've had some time to tighten back up." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50715) - you deserved it (1023)

On 08/27/2009 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by LizP40 (woman) - United States (New York)

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Tell him this:

"Babe, why don't we wait a few years and give your cock time to grow, mkay?"

#12 - On 08/27/2009 at 2:22pm by Intoxicunt

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Assuming he was being serious about the "tighten back up" bit, your boyfriend's a fucking tard. The only thing that could really "loosen" the vagina is childbirth, and even then, that's only temporary most of the time.

And I seriously doubt his dick's the circumference of a baby's head.

#13 - On 08/27/2009 at 2:23pm by Lackadaisy_Baby

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