Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, "Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don't we wait a while so you've had some time to tighten back up." FML

by LizP40 / 08/27/2009 at 12:46pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

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  • Tell him this:

    "Babe, why don't we wait a few years and give your cock time to grow, mkay?"

    #12 - On 08/27/2009 at 2:22pm by Intoxicunt

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  • Assuming he was being serious about the "tighten back up" bit, your boyfriend's a fucking tard. The only thing that could really "loosen" the vagina is childbirth, and even then, that's only temporary most of the time.

    And I seriously doubt his dick's the circumference of a baby's head.

    #13 - On 08/27/2009 at 2:23pm by Lackadaisy_Baby

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